Melinda Clarke

Before leaving home our mothers taught us one vital lesson: never trust anyone who enjoyed Days Of Our Lives. Excellent advice, but how does it work with regards to a clearly smokin’ babe who actually appeared in the atrocious daytime television turd? Well, if she was in Seinfeld then I guess she’s OK – Melinda Clarke having appeared in “The Muffin Tops” as Jerry’s hair-loathing piece of ass. And in Melinda’s case, her excellent physical assets certainly help her make the grade. Sorry mom!