Katy Perry Without Makeup

Russell Brand’s got a lot to learn about life as a married man.

Lesson No. 1: All Yes or No Questions Are To Be Answered with a Prompt “Yes/No, Dear….”

Lesson No. 2: Diamonds & Rubies Trump Flowers & Candy Everytime….

and Perhaps Most Importantly;

Lesson No. 3: Never TwitPic Candid Photos of Your Superstar Spouse Sans Concealer!

(Unless, of course, you’re looking for a bargaining chip in the alimony battle.)

The Interwebs yelped Thursday as the jeggings-lovin’ comedian uploaded and quickly deleted an unflattering snap that features his sultry Missus, “Teenage Dream” singer Katy Perry, looking like a “Middle-Aged Nightmare.”

Katy — a men’s mag fave and FHM’s 2010 “Sexiest Woman of the Year” — looks like a different person (of a different gender) as she sports a startled look and not a scrap of miracle matte from the Gods at MAC, CoverGirl, and Sephora in the embarrassing frame making the rounds on the blogosphere.

Desperate Housewives star Teri made similar headlines earlier this year when she posted a makeup -free photo of herself on the social networking site. She later appeared on Oprah to discuss the image’s impact.