You’d have to be at the highest mark on the Richter scale of craziness to lose your job through prematurely tweeting petulant remarks about quitting your job, and think that’s OK. Turns out Paula Abdul is that fucking nuts. The pig shit-crazy host of hit reality show American Idol decided that the humongous $10 million pay check she’d been offered wasn’t enough (she wanted double that), so kicked up a fuss and decided to tweet to the world that she wouldn’t be returning next season. Problem is, the producers still thought they were in the middle of negotiations. Yes, Paula did that thing we all dread: took the ultimate gamble and fucked it all up. To the value of as much as $20 million. Add that to her increasingly odd tweeted opinions on global affairs, and you have the most valuable mental patient on earth.
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