Unlike most red-bloodied men in America, Sean Penn’s teenage daughter isn’t patting her Pop on the back for banging Scarlett Johansson.
The couple first met up to discuss Sean’s charitable work in Haiti, when Scarlett was planning on travelling there on work for Oxfam. Rumors about the good-looking pair have been circulating for week, but heated up last week, after Scarlett, 26, was snapped playing footsie with 50-year-old Penn’s lap on a lunch date in Los Angeles? Scarlett and Sean even vacationed in Mexico recently and were spied “at the spa bar, drinking margaritas, talking, smoking and nibbling on ceviche. When they finished, they left quickly, but also hand in hand,” according to a spywitness.
Don’t you just love public displays of affection? Not if your name is Dylan Penn, apparently. The eldest of the Oscar winner’s two kids with ex-wife Robin Wright (That’s Jenny Gump to you!) is seething and reaching for the nearest bottle of “Brain Bleach” after learning of her famous father’s latest May-December romance.
“Dylan blew up at her dad and told him he needed to start acting his age,” an insider yaps in the March 21 issue of The National Enquirer. “She told Sean he’s come down with a case of the middle-age crazy.”
After all, this is hardly the first time Sean’s taken a walk on the wildside with a twentysomething hottie. The Snitch Circuit went bananas back in 2009 when Sean was romantically-linked to then 27-year-old Black Swan actress Natalie Portman. And that was before dish that the guy known to Fast Times at Ridgemont High fans as early ’80s stoner “Jeff Spicolli” was nuzzling up to the bag of bones known as waify supermodel Jessica White, 26.
The age gap isn’t a problem for Johansson, who was apparently “sick of being with someone as childish as Ryan (Reynolds, her ex).”
That’s gotta hurt.
“She thinks Sean is amazing. Sure, he’s an incredible actor, but there’s depth. He’s an amazing human being who cares about politics and the world.”
She’s hot. He’s hot. Rather intense, but hot. And she’s newly separated. Why not a fling with a charitable hottie? Team Sean & Scarlett! We simply must come up with a cute couple nickname (Think “Zanessa,” “Brangelina…”) for these two. Any suggestions?
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