We’re not sure if Jessica Simpson has started working on her wedding vows, but we can only hope they’re as animated as her Tweets!
Some of us “Thank the Angels” for food, shelter, Vodka (Don’t you dare judge me!), and World Peace….Jessica, on the other hand, is thankful for ass — particularly the quarter-bouncer attached to her unemployed penis supplier, Eric Johnson.
The “Sweetest Sin” crooner took a break from running her almost billion-dollar fashion empire to Tweet to her higher power about fiancé Eric Johnson’s lower region: “Saying my prayers before bedtime…Thank you Lord for blessing me with a Man that has the perfect Tush. Laying my hands upon it with peace :)”
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