If Nicolas Cage weren’t so perplexingly critically acclaimed and so damned rich we’d feel sorry for him. After all, the tax evading ‘heartthrob’ has arguably zero acting ability, an annoying voice, a bald patch slowly overtaking his scalp, and a face that scares dogs. Women seem to love him though, no doubt citing his flexed muscles in the dag nut of a movie, Con Air. Cage has been married three times, including a short soiree with Elvis’s daughter Lisa Marie. What were they thinking? Dollars, no doubt.
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