Eligible for the award of stupidest human on earth, shaved ape and sometime ‘actress’ Paris Hilton divides male attention 50/50. Either you think she’s the hottest thing since Tabasco sauce, or you regard her as uglier than a scrotum with a face drawn on it. We happen to think she’s smokin’, but there’s no disputing that she’s caused some stirs since her ascent to worldwide notoriety.
Hilton was arrested on a number of occasions back in the Noughties, including for driving with a blood alcohol content of 0.08%, leading to her license being suspended and a no contest plea to the booze related charge of reckless driving. It’s hard to be mad, though: when you’re so dim that you probably can’t even spell your own name, you probably shouldn’t be allowed in a vehicle in the first place.
Eligible for the award of stupidest human on earth, shaved ape and sometime ‘actress’ Paris Hilton divides male attention 50/50. Either you think she’s the hottest thing since Tabasco sauce, or you regard her as uglier than a scrotum with a face drawn on it. We happen to think she’s smokin’, but there’s no disputing that she’s caused some stirs since her ascent to worldwide notoriety.
Hilton was arrested on a number of occasions back in the Noughties, including for driving with a blood alcohol content of 0.08%, leading to her license being suspended and a no contest plea to the booze related charge of reckless driving. It’s hard to be mad, though: when you’re so dim that you probably can’t even spell your own name, you probably shouldn’t be allowed in a vehicle in the first place.
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