Look, I know what you’re thinking. Salma Hayek is only on the list because of her gigantic breasts. Well, my cynical reader, is it really wrong to include those breasts if they feed starving babies while in Sierra Leone on humanitarian missions? Now who’s shallow? Those breasts are like melon-shaped Nelson Mandelas. Those breasts are like supple, pillowy Ghandis. Those breasts are a better person than you will ever hope to be. Seriously though, Salma Hayek is a beautiful woman, but also extremely smart and funny. Her turn on “30 Rock” as Jack’s love-interest turned murderer was inspired. She can also kick ass (c.f. any of her work with action auteur Robert Rodriquez). She’s even the producer of a hit television series (“Ugly Betty”). She’s charitable, she’s hard working, and she’s talented. She’s the kind of woman you want to take out for ice cream. Or milkshakes. Dairy festivals. Alright, you got me, she’s on the list because of her ridiculous boobs.
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