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Monday, October 11, 2010

Keanu Reeves Not Complete


You can admit it. You desperately want to be the Bill S. Preston, Esq. to his Ted “Theodore” Logan. The inscrutable Neo has been making a name for himself as of late by loitering, sadly pondering the remains of a sandwich, and gnoshing a cupcake. The internet has totally forgotten that Keanu Reeves even makes films, which is fine by me. I like Keanu’s new incarnation as a person. The popularity of the Keanu meme seems to be defined by his lack of ego. It’s hard to imagine Tom Cruise even eating a sandwich (I’ve heard he subsists purely off of Hubbard crystals). This is why Keanu Reeves is not a jerk. He can star in a multimillion dollar action franchise and then totally go back to being some bass player in some mediocre band. He keeps it chill. Vulture recently asked him about the sad Keanu meme, and he seemed to be totally unaware of its existence, but that didn’t stop him from chuckling mildly and showing how cool he was with it.

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